Newly Single and Completely Sexless: Relationship Advice Nobody Asked For, but Your Gon' Get It Anyway!
Ne wly Single and Completely Sexless: My Coochie is Crying Out to Me, but My Standards are Screaming “Hell Nah” Relationship Advice Nobody Asked For, but You Gon’ Get It Anyway Let’s get this out the way: I’m newly single. Not “I’m sad, play Summer Walker” single—no, I’m “hide my phone, block his number, and stop listening to slow jams after dark” single. And on top of that, I’m not having sex. AT ALL! No Voluntarily. No Kind of. Just none! Now, before you nominate me for sainthood, let me be honest—this self-discipline shit is a ghetto hot mess. Nobody talks about how hard it is to go from consistent (even if it was inconsistently satisfying volunteer work-type) sex to… silence. Dry sheets. Dry phone. Dry life. My body looking at me, asking, “Girl, don’t you miss him, just a little?” And I be like, “No, I miss the regular d! There’s a difference.” The Withdrawal is Real and Very Mean See, people always warn you about heartbreak, but they neve...